My friend EJ is a curious fellow,
heavy is his foot, and his jacket yellow.
When his car came back a new Corvette,
He told himself, it isn't tested yet,
so he went out east where the road is flat,
bucked up his belt and pulled down his hat.
He looked both ways, put the hammer down,
watched that speedometer go around.
He hunkered down low, the road whizzing by,
and discovered a speed limit, way up high.
But another was watching, with a little red pen,
and he told EJ not to speed again.
But EJ knows, though he has to pay,
the Corvette rumbles for another fray.