Do-It-Yourself Backyard Baby Swing Project

Necessary Ingredients:

• A crying baby insistent on being in motion.
• A car seat with a carrying handle.
• A stout branch of a lilac bush.
• A short length of rope.
• Several ingenious but thirsty men.
• An innocent bystander, camera optional.
• An absent mother.
• Adult beverages.

Apply rope to branch, car seat, and hand.
Put hand in motion.
Enjoy beverages.
Prepare for mother's return.